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Vomit Demotivational Poster

NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!

TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a damn admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.

HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet

DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS

TAGS: pumpin drunk chunks vomit
Rating: 3.32/5

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krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...


OPTIMISM - When life gives you nausea, Treat it as an opportunity to turn into a dragon, And lay waste to those who oppose you!

TAGS: vomit dragon life nausea
Rating: 4.65/5

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Jaws - March 26, 2012, 4:14 pm
What the Flagnarg? O_o
Losifer2 - March 26, 2012, 11:19 am
I hate to go all vomit dragon on the party, but all the skittles colors mixes together make brown vomit. I know this partly from being an Art major and knowing my colors, and partly from the practical application of skittles in vodka. Long story.
Skyrim123 - March 25, 2012, 12:35 pm
Seriously....what's he barfing out?!?!
rondollins - March 25, 2012, 2:56 am
I think we all can relate to this... 5 trojectories!
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:09 pm
5L's for both the poster, and Mr Furlong's comment.
SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 7:06 pm
If he'd eaten Skittles beforehand, he could have barfed the rainbow.


TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5


SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!

PROVERBS 26:11 - As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

TAGS: like dog fool vomit
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:41 am
Forge on, game... doing just fine. With any luck, you'l be getting bashed in no time.
lagame - March 3, 2010, 7:27 am
I'm glad I found this community, although not as smart as you, because they are great posters, so I'm walking on eggshells, I admit, because I want to continue being part of this place, thank you all for understanding me.
rerun - March 3, 2010, 6:37 am

wow, a new member who accepted what he had coming to him with grace. Gotta love that. lagame, welcome to Motifake and thank you for being polite/gracious in your replys. I think you will be fine
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:45 pm
And knowing is half the battle...
lagame - March 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
thank you, I did not mean any harm, now I know
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:27 pm
But we forgive you.
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
lagame - March 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
Sorry? I liked it so much that I decided to plagiarize it, that okay? I just felt like a picture and posted with the saying that is the Bible, this poster has been approved for a good reason, right?
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:22 pm
lagame - March 2, 2010, 9:16 pm
Really? I liked it so much that I decided to plagiarize it, that okay?
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 8:14 pm
Not only did Sickartist make it, he made it better. Just so you know why I'm 1L'ing you.
rerun - March 2, 2010, 8:08 pm

plagerism = fail
R.S.Jake - March 2, 2010, 5:42 pm
Yeah! What the Hell!?!?!
CANADA - March 2, 2010, 5:34 pm
Sickartist just made this poster

REJECTION - I've had this rejected twice already So I won't make any remarks about a fast food chain I'll leave it open to your imagination

TAGS: mcvomit rejection
Rating: 4.29/5

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Verdeckt - June 14, 2011, 4:29 am
What's more scary is the fact it's a trademarked phrase not actually a confirmation of ingredients.
Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:41 pm
After seeing how their patties are made I swore of them for life, 100% beef plus seasoning. But the 100% beef could be just about any where on the beast.


TAGS: car mud vomit
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 8:32 am
I take it there was a "Hey guys, watch this" somewhere along the line? :)

DATING BULIMIC'S - Can't you at least wait until we get home?

MODERN DUTCH OVENS - Broken window winder, child lock engaged......I LOVE MY CAR!

HIPPOBUCKHANNOMOUS - Creating Horrific "Wet" Dreams And Drunken Mistakes For Trashed Men

TAGS: hippo vomit
Rating: 1.4/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:25 am
ICEMAN - November 15, 2010, 12:10 am
Phuk Hamdog, you fap to the mere mention of someone posing as a ruminant. And especially to one that has a lifetime supply of udder butter.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 10:30 pm
meh... I've fapped to worse..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 10:17 pm
nice misdirection ICE...we all know you're jerking off to this poster right now.
agdaniele - November 14, 2010, 9:50 pm
It's a clean approval.
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks for shit Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Now I have to try to get to sleep with that image in my brain.
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 8:41 pm
my eyes, make it stop arrrrrrgh. 1L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
I approved this pic of your Mom?...Girlfriend?....So you'll see how bad a rating it gets and hopefully try harder in the future.1L

KEVIN WARE INJURY - Just got done choking down "EASTER DINNER", when this happened Now here it is back up all over the table in front of me. .

That Moment -

TAGS: dog harsh reality vomit
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:30 am
Create more like this gsd. 5L from this viewer.
GaryO - July 31, 2014, 8:31 pm
Honest mistake. The bastard was neutered…….aaaaand my pooper sniffer ain’t what it used to be…..and that’s a pic of him, not me (I cry in showers).
gsdmusic - July 31, 2014, 7:44 pm
Thanks for the welcome people! I hope to make more funny ones along the way! :)
steve1961 - July 31, 2014, 6:06 pm
Actually, the story behind the pic is what happened when that female dog Gary was in love with turned out to be male...
GaryO - July 31, 2014, 8:29 am
Reminds me of wunna my first ones, ‘cept this one is better. Welcome, gsd. Now get busy and make more, you sick %$&*
Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 7:01 am
Nice start, gsd! Welcome to the bin of (insert current politically correct term for the severely disturbed persons here).



Ambergris -

TAGS: really expensive vomit
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2015, 11:27 pm
Yeah, had a mental block for while, lol.
GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:39 am
crotch?! Yer back!

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